Faceremorse

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The face you make when you realize your Facebook rant is now a meme and you're stuck with it for life.
I called my ex a donkey and a bad driver. Now my mom's laughing at me in the grocery store.
I posted a full paragraph about my neighbor's dog. Now the dog knows my name.
I said my boss was a f***ing idiot. He saw it. He knows it. He's gonna remember it.
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When you post something hot-headed on Facebook and then instantly wish you could take it back and hide under a rock.
I called my coworker a f***ing idiot and now he's making me do extra work.
I said my sister was a total waste of oxygen. Now she's coming over to fight me.
I posted that my mom was a terrible cook. She's making me eat pizza for a week.
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The look on your face when your Facebook outburst is now famous and your friends are roasting you for it.
I said my brother was a total f***ing loser. Now he's bragging about it in class.
I called my teacher a donkey and now she's giving me extra homework.
I posted that my dog was the worst. Now he's sitting on my face like he owns me.
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When you yell at Facebook and then instantly wish you could delete your account and never speak to anyone again.
I called my dad a total f***ing moron. Now he's texting me every hour.
I said my friend was a waste of time. Now she's ignoring me for a week.
I posted that my cat was a total brat. Now it's sitting on my keyboard like it's king.
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The feeling you get when you post something stupid on Facebook and then everyone sees it and laughs at you.
I said my neighbor was a total f***ing disaster. Now he's yelling at me from his yard.
I posted that my mom was a terrible singer. Now she's singing in my head all day.
I called my boss a donkey and now he's giving me extra work.
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