facere

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A blunt smoked so hard by one person that it feels like your face is getting roasted by a dragon who just lost his favorite sandwich.

My cousin took one hit and then smoked the rest of the blunt like it was a death sentence.

My face was numb after that facere. I looked like a zombie who got hit by a bus.

He took one hit and then just screamed into the blunt like it was his ex.

When someone decides to smoke a blunt all by themselves and forgets that the rest of the world exists.

She smoked that blunt so hard, I thought she was trying to get high enough to teleport.

He took the blunt and just sat there like he was the king of the universe.

He smoked the blunt and then just stared at me like I was the one who ruined his life.

A fancy way to say someone just hit you in the face like they were trying to start a fight with a punchline.

He called me a facere and then walked away like he was the most important person in the room.

She gave me a facere and then said I was the worst friend ever.

He called me a facere and then laughed like he had just won the lottery.

A dirty word for Facebook, like it was invented by a group of people who hate your life.

I called Facebook a facere because it's just a bunch of people showing off.

My facere is full of people who think they're better than me.

I logged into my facere and saw my ex's new life and I died a little inside.

A person who types like they are trying to break the keyboard and also the internet.

He typed so fast, the keyboard exploded like it was a war zone.

She typed so badly, I thought she was trying to send a message to the future.

He typed like a madman, and the keyboard was just trying to survive.

When someone rants on your wall so much that your brain starts to shut down and you just want to scream.

He posted a wall post so long, I thought he was trying to write a novel.

She wrote so much, my eyes started to glaze over like I was watching a boring movie.

He posted so much, I thought he was trying to make me go insane.

That person on the bus who sits directly across from you and tries to avoid eye contact like it's a war.

He was sitting across from me, and we both tried not to look at each other like it was a battle.

She sat across from me, and we both looked like we were trying to escape a prison.

He was trying not to make eye contact like he was afraid of me.