Facer Talks

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Facer Talks is a YouTube guy who started back in 2017 but was a total mess back then. Now he’s trying to look like a kid, even though he probably looks like a grumpy old man.
I swear he’s not a kid, he’s like my grandpa but with a phone.
He’s not a kid, he’s a man who forgot how to be cool.
He’s not 12, he’s 52 and just forgot his age.
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Facer Talks uses a fancy video editor called KineMaster on an ancient Samsung Galaxy S4, which is like trying to ride a bike with a broken wheel.
He’s editing videos on a phone that probably can’t even stream TikTok.
His phone is older than my uncle.
That phone is like a fossil from the 2010s.
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Some think he’s a kid, others think he’s a 50-year-old man who forgot how to act cool. Either way, he’s not that good at hiding his age.
He’s not a kid, he’s a man who still uses emojis like a toddler.
He’s not 12, he’s 52 and still using a Samsung S4.
He’s not a kid, he’s just a man who doesn’t know how old he is.
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Facer Talks has a friend named Cinnamon Blossom who helps him make videos. Together they’re like a weird duo that no one asked for.
Cinnamon Blossom is his friend, but she’s also his sidekick in chaos.
He and Cinnamon Blossom are like a weird couple who just make videos together.
Cinnamon Blossom is his partner in crime, but also his partner in misery.
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He started with a video of his cousin slamming into a door and falling over. It was barely a video, but it was the best he could do.
His first video was his cousin falling over like a drunk toddler.
He filmed his cousin hitting a door and falling, and called it a video.
His first video was just a kid falling over and him being like ‘look at this’.
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He’s a small YouTuber, which means he’s not famous but still thinks he’s important. He probably doesn’t care if no one watches his videos.
He’s not famous, but he still acts like he is.
He’s got a few thousand subscribers, but he thinks he’s a big deal.
He’s not famous, but he still edits his videos like he’s in a movie.
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