Facequit

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When you shut off Facebook like it owes you money, just to rub it in everyone's face that you're better than all of them. Most of them are just sad little people who think they're cool because they don't have Facebook.

DM to my ex: 'I’m facequitting. You’re not even worth my Facebook energy.'

Text to my friend: 'I deactivated Facebook. I’m now the king of the no-Facebook people.'

Status: 'Facebook? I don’t need that noise. I’m too good for that.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you leave Facebook because you think the government is watching you, aliens are in your account, and your mom is probably the one who signed you up.

Tweet: 'Facebook is a trap. I think my mom is monitoring my likes.'

DM to my conspiracy friend: 'I facequit because I think aliens are tracking me.'

Status: 'Facebook is a conspiracy. I’m out.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you’re so heartbroken or broken that you actually leave Facebook, but if it was just a little bit of drama, you would still be on Facebook begging for attention.

Text to my ex: 'I facequit. I’m done with all of you.'

Status: 'I facequit because my heart is shattered.'

DM to my friend: 'I left Facebook. I’m not even going to talk to you anymore.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago