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When you totally roast someone on Facebook so hard their face turns red and they cry in the shower.
You posted a photo of your dog wearing a crown and captioned it 'My dog is king. Your life is a mess.'
You 'met randomly' at the grocery store and told them their ex is 'a hot mess who still thinks they're cool.'
You commented on their wall 10 times and called them 'the worst' every single time.