Facepod

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A person who can't live without Facebook and an iPod. They're so wasted on their phone they don't notice their own stink.

Just posted a selfie with my dog. No one cares. #FacepodLife

I took 200 photos of my breakfast. Still not enough. #FacepodProbs

My mom called me. I didn't answer. #FacepodFails

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facepod is someone who thinks they're cool because they can post a status and listen to music at the same time. They're basically brain-dead.

Just posted my lunch. It's a masterpiece. #FacepodMoments

I listened to 50 songs while posting 10 statuses. #FacepodPower

My face is numb from staring at my phone. #FacepodPain

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facepods are the worst. They're like a human version of a robot. They don't talk, they just post and play music.

My Facepod friend took a 3-hour selfie. #FacepodChaos

I posted a status about my feelings. No one replied. #FacepodSilence

I can't even hear my own voice because of my music. #FacepodLife

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facepod is someone who would rather die than stop scrolling through Facebook or switching songs on their iPod. They’re the worst kind of human.

I posted 100 photos of my cat. No one likes it. #FacepodFrustration

I took a 20-minute break to post 3 statuses. #FacepodRage

I can't even remember my own name. #FacepodDisaster

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facepods are the people who are so wrapped up in their own lives that they think the whole world is watching them. They're just a bunch of loud, messy, brainless jerks.

I posted a video of my dog eating pizza. It's legendary. #FacepodEnergy

I just took 50 photos of my sandwich. #FacepodAddiction

My face is red from yelling at my phone. #FacepodRage

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facepods are like the annoying little brother of the internet. They’re loud, messy, and they think they’re the center of attention.

Just posted my entire day on Facebook. No one likes it. #FacepodLife

I took 100 selfies for one post. #FacepodOverkill

My phone is broken, but I still posted. #FacepodPower

by Slangipedia 13d ago