Faceplosion

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A Faceplosion is when someone gets so angry on Facebook that their face looks like it’s about to blow up. It happens when people say the worst things to each other or when someone posts a stupid status that makes everyone lose their minds.
My cousin posted, 'You’re the worst,' and my aunt replied, 'At least I’m not your cousin.' The comments section exploded.
My brother called my mom a ‘fat flamingo’ and now my whole family is fighting in the comments.
My friend posted, 'I hate your hair,' and now it’s a war between her and my sister.
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A Faceplosion is when someone’s face turns into a bomb. It’s so bad that it can hurt people nearby. Some people with Faceplosions are so powerful that the military uses them as living bombs.
My uncle’s face looked like it was going to explode when he saw his brother’s new beard. It was like a war zone.
My neighbor’s face turned into a fireball when he saw his dog eat his favorite shoes.
My teacher’s face looked like a volcano when she saw me doodling on my math test.
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