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when you post every stupid update just to make some random friend on Facebook happy, even though they’re barely your friend and they don’t care.

I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat just because Sarah said she wanted to see it.

I commented on a post about breakfast cereal because Kevin asked me to.

I changed my profile picture to a pizza because Lisa said it was ‘inspirational’.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you’re so obsessed with making one friend like you that you post everything you do just to get a like from them, even if they’re too busy to notice.

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. just to get a like from Tom.

I sent a message about my sandwich just because Mia said she wanted to know what I ate.

I posted a 30-second video of me folding laundry because Noah said he wanted to see my life.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you live for the approval of one person on Facebook and you post every stupid thing just so they’ll say something nice about you, even if they’re too lazy to respond.

I posted a photo of my plants just because Emma said she liked them.

I tweeted about my bad day just so Alex would reply.

I posted a status about my socks because Jordan said he wanted to know what I wore.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you do so many stupid things on Facebook just to get a friend you barely know to like you, even if they don’t care and it’s all pointless.

I posted a video of me singing just because Chloe said she wanted to hear me.

I commented on a post about the weather because Ryan said he wanted to talk.

I sent a message about my lunch just so Maya would respond.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you post everything you do on Facebook just to make a certain friend happy, even though they’re too lazy to reply and it’s all just a waste of time.

I posted a photo of my shoes just because Noah said he wanted to see them.

I sent a message about my dinner just so Ava would say something.

I posted a status about my day just because Liam said he wanted to know.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you do everything on Facebook just to impress a friend you barely know, even if they don’t care and you’re just embarrassing yourself.

I posted a video of me doing yoga just because Sarah said she wanted to see it.

I sent a message about my coffee just so Emma would respond.

I posted a status about my day just because Kevin said he wanted to know.

by Slangipedia 4d ago