faceplause

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When a person says something so dumb it makes the whole room slap their face in shame like it’s a group punishment.

My teacher said, 'The moon is made of cheese,' and the whole class faceplauded her to death.

My dad said, 'I invented the wheel,' and my mom faceplauded him into silence.

During a Zoom call, my boss said, 'We’re all ghosts now,' and the team faceplauded him out of the meeting.

A loud slap of shame that happens when someone drops a bomb so bad everyone wishes they had a facepalm emoji.

My friend said, 'I ate a whole pizza for breakfast,' and I faceplauded him for being a monster.

My neighbor said, 'I don’t need sleep,' and the whole block faceplauded him into a coma.

My crush said, 'I’m a superhero,' and I faceplauded him into oblivion.

When a person’s brain short-circuits and the crowd facepalms in unison like they’re all in a cursed group chat.

My cousin said, 'I can fly,' and the whole family faceplauded him into a nosebleed.

At the party, my uncle said, 'I bought a spaceship,' and everyone faceplauded him into a hole.

During a debate, my rival said, 'The sun is green,' and the crowd faceplauded him into a scream.