Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The front part of your phone or game device, like the face of a jerk who never shuts up.

My phone screen cracked like my face when I dropped it.

That game console looked so cool until I faceplated it.

I walked into a wall and my phone screen broke like my dignity.

2

In music royalty land, it means you're the one who helps others get their cash, but you're probably getting none yourself.

I'm just the faceplate of this mess, not the mess itself.

He's the faceplate of the band, but he doesn't even know the lyrics.

She gets no money, but she's the faceplate of the whole operation.

3

When you crash face-first into the ground, like a clumsy idiot who thinks they're a superhero.

He faceplated into the grass like he was doing a parkour fail.

I faceplated during a skateboard trick and got a nosebleed.

She faceplated into the pavement and cried like a baby.

4

When you fall face-first into the dirt, like you're a digger who just got buried alive.

He faceplated into the dirt like he was a zombie digging himself a grave.

I faceplated into the ground and got dirt in my nose.

She faceplated into the mud and looked like a mess.

5

When you do something so stupid you end up flipped upside down and your face hits the ground like it's your new best friend.

He did something so dumb he flipped and faceplated like a crazy man.

I did a flip and faceplated into the floor like it was my job.

She flipped and faceplated into the ground and got a face full of grass.

6

When you go to give someone head and you miss the whole deal and end up faceplating into their balls like you're a total idiot.

He went to give head and faceplated into his friend's balls like it was a surprise.

I tried to give head and faceplated into the guy's balls like I was a moron.

She tried to give head and faceplated into his balls like she was drunk.

7

When you fall face-first into something, like a pillow, and you end up suffocating because you're too dumb to just breathe.

He faceplated into the pillow and suffocated like he was a baby.

I faceplated into the pillow and nearly died from lack of air.

She faceplated into the pillow and cried like it was her last day on Earth.

8

When you're doing a sport and your feet can't keep up with your legs, and you fall flat on your face like you're a total failure.

He was doing a sport and faceplated like he was a total failure.

I faceplated during a race and got blood all over my face.

She faceplated during a skate trick and cried like she was hurt.