Faceplame

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When you try to hide your face from embarrassment but your hand slips and your face hits the desk like a sack of bricks.
I saw my math teacher faceplame when he realized he multiplied 2+2 and got 5.
My cousin faceplame-d during a Zoom call because he forgot his pants.
My dog faceplame-d when he tried to eat my homework and it was covered in glitter.
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When you slap your face so hard it sounds like a door slamming and your ears start ringing.
My friend faceplame-d when his mom told him he was a ‘disgrace to the family.’
I faceplame-d when my crush asked me out and I said yes to the wrong person.
My neighbor faceplame-d when he tried to explain how the internet works to a toddler.
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When you try to facepalm but your hand slips and your face crashes into the table like a pancake.
My brother faceplame-d when he realized he wore his socks inside out for three weeks.
I faceplame-d during a test when I realized I had to write my name on the back of the paper.
My teacher faceplame-d when a student told her the sky was green.
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When you try to hide your face from stupidity but your hand slips and you slap your face like a moron.
I faceplame-d when my friend told me the moon was made of cheese and it was edible.
My dog faceplame-d when he tried to play piano with his feet.
My mom faceplame-d when I told her I was going to college but I still use my phone for everything.
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When you slap your face so hard it looks like you’re trying to beat it to death.
I faceplame-d when my friend told me the Earth was flat and everyone was lying to me.
My dog faceplame-d when he tried to ride a bicycle with his ears.
My brother faceplame-d when he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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When you facepalm so hard you could’ve knocked out a person with your hand.
I faceplame-d when my friend told me I had 1000 likes on a post about my cat sleeping.
My dog faceplame-d when he tried to play hide and seek with his tail.
My teacher faceplame-d when I told her I didn’t know how to spell ‘facepalm’.
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When you slap your face with the back of your hand so you don’t feel the stupid as much.
I faceplame-d when my friend told me I could live in a tree and eat worms.
My dog faceplame-d when he tried to talk to a cat.
My neighbor faceplame-d when he tried to paint his house with a fork.
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