facepizza

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When someone’s face is so full of pimples it looks like a pizza that got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a goat.

My cousin’s face is facepizza. I can’t look at him without wanting to throw bread at him.

She showed up to the party with facepizza. I thought it was a cheese delivery.

My dog eats my facepizza. He thinks it’s a snack.

A face so covered in zits it looks like someone tried to cook a pizza on it and failed.

My friend’s face is facepizza. I told him he should start a restaurant.

He called me at 2 a. m. and said, ‘I think I’ve become facepizza.’

My mom’s face is facepizza. She thinks it’s a fashion statement.

When your face is so bad it could make a pizza jealous.

My face is facepizza. I’m starting to think my skin is cursed.

She said, ‘You look like a pizza that got trampled by a donkey.’ That’s facepizza.

He walked in and said, ‘Bro, your face is facepizza. I’m leaving.’