Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you post your product on Facebook like it's the last piece of cake in the world and you're begging people to buy it.

'This is the best pizza ever. Buy it now or die.'

'My business is dying. Please click the link.'

'You won't believe how good this is. Just buy it.'

2

Trying to get people to buy your stuff on Facebook like you're the only one who can save your business.

'If you don't buy my stuff, I'll cry in the corner.'

'This is my last chance. Help me out.'

'I'm not asking. I'm demanding. Buy my stuff.'

3

When you spam Facebook with your product like it's your life and you're begging people to save you.

'I need 100 sales by tomorrow or I'll quit.'

'Please buy my stuff. I have no friends left.'

'This is the most important post of my life.'

4

Putting your product on Facebook like it's the only thing that matters and you're begging people to buy it.

'If you don't buy this, I'll get a tattoo of my business.'

'This is the best thing ever. Just buy it.'

'I'm not lying. This is amazing.'

5

When you're so broke you're posting your product on Facebook like it's your last hope and you're begging people to buy it.

'I need money. Please buy my stuff.'

'I'm out of ideas. Just buy it.'

'I'm not asking. I'm pleading. Buy my stuff.'