Facephobia

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A person is so used to typing on Facebook that they get a panic attack when someone actually talks to them face to face

My cousin texted me: 'Why are you here? I can’t breathe!' I said, 'Because you’re hiding in your bedroom again.'

My mom said, 'I can’t go to the grocery store. I might have to talk to a real person!'

My brother screamed, 'I can’t stand this! I’m going to go live on Facebook!'

When someone spends too much time on Facebook, they get so scared of talking to people that they run away or throw things

My dad yelled, 'I can’t talk to you! I’m going to post something mean about you on Facebook!'

My friend hid under a couch when I asked her a question. She said, 'I can’t take it anymore!'

My uncle threw a sandwich at me because I asked him how his day was.

A person is so used to typing on Facebook that they act like a total jerk when someone talks to them in person

My sister said, 'I’m not talking to you. I’m going to post 100 comments about how annoying you are!'

My brother said, 'You’re not real! You’re just a fake person on Facebook!'

My mom said, 'I’m not talking to you. I’m going to ignore you and go like 100 times on Facebook!'

When a person is so addicted to Facebook that they get nervous and act like a total idiot when someone actually talks to them

My dad said, 'I can’t talk to you. I might say something stupid!'

My friend acted like a baby and cried when I asked her how she was.

My uncle said, 'I can’t talk to you. I’m going to say something embarrassing on Facebook!'

A person is so stuck on Facebook that they think talking to people in real life is the worst thing ever

My brother said, 'I’d rather be stuck on Facebook for a year than talk to a real person for five minutes!'

My mom said, 'I’d rather eat a whole pizza alone than talk to someone face to face!'

My uncle said, 'Real life is like a horror movie. Facebook is my escape!'

A person is so used to typing on Facebook that they get so scared of real people that they throw a tantrum or cry

My sister cried, 'I can’t do this! I can’t talk to people!'

My brother threw a tantrum and said, 'I’m going to post 1000 comments about how bad this is!'

My mom cried, 'I can’t talk to people in real life! I’m going to hide in my room!'