Facepest

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A human who posts nonsense on Facebook all the time and drives you insane. You want to punch them but you're too scared because you like them and you don't want to be the bad guy.
OMG I just ate 10 tacos and I'm gonna die 😭
My dog is now a superhero 🦴🦸
I think I'm in love with my toaster 🍞❀️
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The worst kind of friend who won't stop posting stupid stuff on Facebook. You're mad but you don't wanna be mean because you like them and you're a good person.
I just cried at a commercial 😭
My cat is now a king πŸ‘‘
I think my blender is cheating on me πŸ₯€πŸ˜
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The person who is your friend but also your enemy because they post cringe stuff on Facebook every single day. You want to delete them but you're too nice.
I just got a tattoo of my ex 😭
My goldfish is now a rock 🐠πŸͺ¨
I think my fridge is a spy πŸ§ŠπŸ•΅οΈ
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A friend who is like a Facebook addict and you're stuck with them. You want to yell at them but you're too kind because you like them and you're a good person.
I just cried in a parking lot 😭
My hamster is now a CEO πŸΉπŸ’Ό
I think my couch is a vampire πŸͺ‘πŸ§›
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