FacePerv

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Staring at someone’s face on Facebook like they’re your new obsession and you’re going to marry them.

I check her profile 10 times a day. She’s my future wife.

He’s got 200 photos of that girl. She’s not even cute.

I friended my teacher just to see her face. Big mistake.

You can’t stop looking at someone’s face on Facebook because you’re too dumb to do anything else.

I’m too stupid to play video games. I just look at her face.

He added me so he could see my face. It’s creepy.

I had a crush on my mom’s friend. Now I’m 15 and still FacePerved.

You’re so into someone’s face on Facebook that you’re acting like they’re your soulmate.

She’s my soulmate. I know it. Facebook proves it.

He texts me every day just to see my face. I’m not going to ignore him.

My face is on Facebook. I’m not even there. He still checks it.

You stare at someone’s face on Facebook so much it’s like you’re cheating on your own life.

I’m cheating on my life with her face. It’s official.

He’s ignoring his job to look at my face. I’m winning.

I’m not even on Facebook, but my face is on there. That’s a sin.

You’re so obsessed with someone’s face on Facebook that you’re acting like you’re in a movie.

I’m in love. It’s a movie. My life is a movie.

He’s the hero. I’m the princess. Facebook is the kingdom.

I’m not in a movie. I’m just FacePerved. It’s a curse.

You can’t stop looking at someone’s face on Facebook because it’s the only thing that makes you feel alive.

Her face is the only thing that makes me feel alive. I’m dying.

He stares at my face like it’s the last piece of pizza.

I don’t need food. I need Facebook faces.