facepan

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1
Instead of slapping your face, you take a frying pan and smash it against your face (or someone else’s) like you’re trying to cook their brains.
My cousin facepanned me when I told him his dog ate my homework.
She facepanned her friend for saying her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
He facepanned himself after his mom said he failed math again.
2
When you’re so mad or embarrassed, you grab a frying pan and hit your face so hard, it feels like you’re getting a free facial.
I facepanned my brother when he told the class I cried during math.
My friend facepanned her crush when he asked her out and she said no.
He facepanned himself when his teacher called him 'the human calculator'.
3
It’s like a facepalm, but way worse, you use a frying pan to slap your face, and it’s like you’re saying, 'I give up!' to the universe.
I facepanned my dad when he told me I had to clean my room again.
She facepanned her brother for stealing her lunch money.
He facepanned himself when his dog ate his homework.
4
You take a frying pan and hit your face so hard, it’s like you’re trying to make your face into a pancake.
My mom facepanned me when I said I didn’t want to go to school.
He facepanned his friend when he told him he failed the test.
She facepanned herself when her crush didn’t text her back.
5
When you’re so mad or confused, you hit your face with a frying pan like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.
I facepanned my sister when she said my hair looked like a tornado hit it.
He facepanned himself when his teacher called him 'the human calculator' again.
She facepanned her friend when he said her math homework was worse than his.
6
You use a frying pan to hit your face like you’re trying to wake it up from a long nap and it’s not working.
My brother facepanned me when he said I failed math again.
She facepanned herself when she spilled her coffee on her shirt.
He facepanned his friend when he told him his dog ate his homework.
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