facepalmitude

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When something is so bad it makes you slap your face like you’re trying to knock it out.
My math test score was a 37. I facepalmed so hard I got a bruise.
The boss announced we’re all getting fired. I facepalmed so hard I almost broke my hand.
My pet goldfish died. I facepalmed so hard I woke up my neighbor.
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When something is so糟糕 you can’t help but hit your face like it’s your enemy.
My ex texted me and said, ‘I miss you.’ I hit my face so hard I got a headache.
My dog ate my homework. I facepalmed so much I got a migraine.
My teacher said I failed again. I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.
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When something is so bad it turns your face into a meatball.
I tried to cook dinner and burned everything. My face looked like a meatball after I facepalmed.
My video game crashed 10 times. I facepalmed so much I got a sore face.
My cat pooped on my floor. I facepalmed so hard I made a mess.
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When something is so terrible you slap your face like it’s a punching bag.
I spilled coffee on my shirt. I facepalmed so hard I got a burn.
My phone died during a Zoom call. I facepalmed so much I got a cramp.
My pet turtle ran away. I facepalmed so hard I got a laugh.
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When something is so bad it turns your face red from facepalming.
My mom yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast. I facepalmed so hard my face turned red.
I got a D on my science test. I facepalmed so hard my face turned red.
My friend told me a terrible joke. I facepalmed so hard my face looked like a tomato.
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