Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so embarrassed you're like, 'Why did I say that? I'm a total idiot.' And you cover your face with your hand like you're trying to hide from the world.

'I just told my boss I have a pet llama.' *facepalm*

'My dog ate my homework and my mom's phone.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be cool and now I'm just sad.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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Like when you're so annoyed you’re about to slap your own face, but you're too lazy to actually do it. It's the visual version of 'I can't even.'

'My friend told me I have a belly button.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be funny and failed.' *facepalm*

'I said my pet goldfish is a vampire.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you drop your face into your hand so hard it sounds like a door slamming. It's like you're trying to hide from the universe and your own stupidity.

'I just told my teacher I'm a time traveler.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be smart and now I'm just confused.' *facepalm*

'I said my cat is a wizard.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you're so disgusted or annoyed you just slap your face with your hand like you're trying to wipe away your own brain.

'I just ate a shoe.' *facepalm*

'My brother said I'm a noob.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be cool and now I'm just weird.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When you're so shocked or confused you just slap your face like you're trying to hit your own brain with your hand.

'I just told my mom I'm a superhero.' *facepalm*

'My dog said I'm a noob.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be funny and now I'm just weird.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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The only thing you can do when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain scream, and you just slap your face like you're trying to kill your own thoughts.

'I just told my dad I'm a wizard.' *facepalm*

'My pet fish said I'm a noob.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be cool and now I'm just a mess.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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When something happens so stupid it makes your face want to hide from the world. You slap your face like you're trying to escape your own stupidity.

'I just told my teacher I'm a vampire.' *facepalm*

'My dog said I'm a noob.' *facepalm*

'I tried to be funny and now I'm just sad.' *facepalm*

by Slangipedia 4d ago