Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so ashamed you're like a deflated balloon and you just slap your face because you're too embarrassed to even look at yourself.

*facepalmed* after my mom asked if I was related to a donkey

*facepalmed* when my crush said he thought I was a boy

*facepalmed* when I realized I wore my pants inside out all day

2

A visual of pure frustration, like you just wanted to scream but instead you smacked your face because you're too tired to even be mad anymore.

*facepalmed* when my dog ate my homework

*facepalmed* when my teacher said I failed the test

*facepalmed* when my phone battery died during a Zoom call

3

When you're so annoyed you just slap your face because you're too mad to even bother talking.

*facepalmed* when my brother said I was the worst sibling ever

*facepalmed* when my crush texted me and I had a 30-minute shower

*facepalmed* when I realized my ex was right about everything

4

You drop your face into your hand like it's the last thing you'll ever do, usually after someone said something so stupid it made you want to cry.

*facepalmed* when my friend said the moon was made of cheese

*facepalmed* when my teacher explained math like it was a foreign language

*facepalmed* when my brother tried to beat me up with a sandwich

5

You slap your face because you're so disgusted with someone or something, like you're trying to wipe the taste of stupidity from your mouth.

*facepalmed* when my crush said I was a weirdo

*facepalmed* when my mom said I was going to be a failure

*facepalmed* when my teacher called me a 'disaster'

6

When you're so confused or surprised you just slap your face like you're trying to wake yourself up from a nightmare.

*facepalmed* when my crush said he had a crush on me

*facepalmed* when my teacher said I passed the test

*facepalmed* when my dog started talking to me

7

When you're so stunned by something stupid that you just slap your face because you're too dumb to even react.

*facepalmed* when my crush said I was ugly

*facepalmed* when my teacher said I was the worst student ever

*facepalmed* when my dog started doing math