Facepalm Muting

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When a guitarist gets so angry at their own playing they slam their face with their guitar like it's a meatball
I tried to play a solo and it sounded like a goat died. I facepalm muted so hard my neighbor called the cops.
During my gig, I messed up the riff. I facepalm muted so hard my guitar broke and I got a bruise.
I facepalm muted after my friend laughed at my tone. My face is red and my guitar is now a weapon.
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When a guitarist gets so mad at their own playing they hit their face with their guitar like it’s the last pizza slice
I messed up my riff so bad, I facepalm muted and my guitar went flying. My dog laughed at me.
I facepalm muted after my band called me 'the tone of despair.' My face is sore and my guitar is now a broken toy.
I facepalm muted so hard my face turned red and my guitar cried. My bandmates were in tears.
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When a guitarist gets so annoyed with their own playing they whack their face with their guitar like it’s a bad boss
I messed up my riff so bad, I facepalm muted and my guitar screamed. My face now looks like a tomato.
I facepalm muted because my tuning was worse than my ex’s vibe. My face is swollen and my guitar is broken.
I facepalm muted during my solo. My face is now a red balloon and my guitar is now a broken heart.
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