faceoholic

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A person who thinks their life is worthless unless they're spamming people's walls with pointless updates and pretending they're important.

Hey look at me I ate a sandwich at 2 PM it's the most important thing ever

I'm commenting on your photo because I have nothing better to do

Why are you not replying to my comment I'm dying here

Someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and interrupts everyone's day just to show off their life.

I just got a new hat it's the best thing ever and you need to know right now

You didn't tag me in that photo so I'm commenting on it to make you feel bad

I'm posting this at 1 AM because I can't sleep and you need to see it

A human being who thinks their every thought is worth sharing and will comment on your life even if you don't want them to.

I just got a new sock it's the highlight of my day and you need to know

Why didn't you comment on my post I'm hurt

I'm commenting on your vacation picture because I'm jealous and I can't be silent

A person who thinks they're the most important person on the internet and will comment on everything just to feel special.

I just had a snack and it's the most exciting thing ever you need to know

I'm commenting on your post because I'm bored and I want attention

Why didn't you like my comment I'm sad

Someone who believes their life is so dramatic that they must update everyone about it constantly.

I just got a new pencil it's the most important thing in my life

I'm commenting on your post because I'm tired and I need to feel important

Why didn't you comment on my post I'm dying here

A person who thinks they're the only one who matters and will spam your wall just to make sure everyone knows it.

I just got a new shirt it's the best thing ever and you need to know

I'm commenting on your photo because I have nothing better to do

Why didn't you like my post I'm heartbroken