Faceocalypse

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When your face gets so messed up it looks like the apocalypse, but with more screaming and less sense.
My face looked like a war zone after that punch.
She came out of the bathroom looking like a fried egg.
He tripped into a trash can and his face never recovered.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face gets so wrecked it’s like the end of the world, but with more acne and less hope.
His face looked like it had been hit by a truck and a pizza.
After the fight, her face was like a melted crayon box.
He drank 10 energy drinks and his face exploded.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face gets so messed up it’s like the apocalypse, but with more swearing and less dignity.
She ate a whole pie and her face looked like a disaster zone.
He got into a fight with a donut and his face never stood a chance.
After crying for three hours, his face looked like a sad pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face gets so destroyed it’s like the end times, but with more pain and less glory.
He got hit with a baseball bat and his face looked like a broken toy.
She tried to wear 10 pounds of makeup and her face looked like a mess.
He sat in a hot car for two hours and his face melted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face gets so ruined it’s like the apocalypse, but with more screaming and less makeup.
He cried so much his face looked like a sad balloon.
She got into a car crash and her face looked like a pancake.
He had a pizza fight and his face looked like a mess.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your face gets so wrecked it’s like the end of the world, but with more drama and less sanity.
He got into a fight with a chicken and his face looked like a mess.
She ate a whole cake and her face looked like a disaster zone.
He had a crying jag and his face looked like a sad potato.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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