Facenovel

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A Facenovel is a Facebook page that screams 'look at me' so loud it hurts. It’s packed with nonsense and written by someone who thinks they’re famous.
My Facenovel has 17 photos of my dog and 3 posts about my feelings. No one cares.
She posted a Facenovel about her cat’s hair. It had 2 likes. My mom was one.
His Facenovel is like a diary. Except it's full of selfies and bad poetry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facenovel is like a Facebook profile that’s trying to be a book. It’s full of bragging and nonsense. No one reads it. No one wants to.
My Facenovel has 12 posts about my breakfast. I eat cereal. Big deal.
He posted a Facenovel about his 2018 trip to the mall. It had 1 like. His mom liked it.
Her Facenovel is longer than my essay. It’s got 40 photos and 12 paragraphs about her cat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facenovel is a Facebook profile that’s like a middle schooler’s diary. Full of drama, bad photos, and way too many posts about nothing.
My Facenovel has 14 posts about my feelings. I feel sad. I posted about it 5 times.
His Facenovel is like a novel. But it’s about his 3rd-grade teacher.
She posted a Facenovel about her lunch. It had 3 likes. Her dog liked it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facenovel is a Facebook page that’s like a trash fire. It’s loud, it’s smelly, and it’s full of nonsense that nobody wants to read.
My Facenovel has 10 posts about my feelings. I feel lonely. I posted about it 3 times.
He posted a Facenovel about his 2015 pizza. It had 2 likes. His brother liked it.
Her Facenovel is like a novel. But it’s about her 2012 haircut.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facenovel is a Facebook profile that’s like a middle schooler’s crush. It’s full of bragging, bad photos, and way too many posts about nothing important.
My Facenovel has 13 posts about my feelings. I feel sad. I posted about it 4 times.
His Facenovel is like a novel. But it’s about his 2016 sock collection.
She posted a Facenovel about her cat’s hair. It had 1 like. Her dog liked it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facenovel is a Facebook profile that’s like a middle schooler’s diary. It’s full of bragging, drama, and way too many photos of their pet.
My Facenovel has 12 posts about my feelings. I feel bored. I posted about it 3 times.
His Facenovel is like a novel. But it’s about his 2018 pizza.
She posted a Facenovel about her cat’s hair. It had 2 likes. Her brother liked it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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