Facenookie

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Facenookie is when you sit on your lazy butt and use Facebook to flirt with girls just so you can get some nookie without lifting a finger.

DM: 'Hey, I saw your profile. You look hot. Wanna hang out?'

Post: 'This girl has a great photo. I’m gonna ask her out.'

Status: 'Facenooking is my new hobby. No effort, just nookie.'

Facenookie is the dirty trick of using Facebook to chat with girls until they give you nookie because you're too lazy to do anything else.

Message: 'You’re cute. I’m gonna hit on you.'

Post: 'I facenookie’d my way through 3 girls last week.'

Status: 'No effort, no problem. Just nookie.'

Facenookie is when you use Facebook like a cheating tool to flirt with girls and get nookie without even trying.

DM: 'Hey, I saw your face. I want your nookie.'

Status: 'Facenooking is better than working.'

Message: 'You’re my new nookie target.'

Facenookie is the lowlife way of getting nookie by just sitting on your phone and sending messages to girls on Facebook.

Message: 'I’m facenooking you. You’re my next nookie.'

Status: 'I facenookie’d my way into her heart.'

DM: 'You’re cute. I’ll facenookie you till you give me nookie.'

Facenookie is when you sit back, use Facebook, and talk to girls until you get nookie without even trying.

Status: 'I facenookie’d my way through the day.'

Message: 'I’m facenooking you. You’re my next nookie.'

Post: 'Facenookie is the best way to get nookie.'