facenook

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Getting a new lover through Facebook because you’re too lazy to go out and actually flirt.

I facenooked my ex’s new lover and now I’m obsessed.

My cousin facenooked a guy in the same class and now they’re dating.

I facenooked a guy who blocked me after I sent him three messages.

A smelly website that pops up when you mess up typing Facebook and it makes you want to scream.

I thought I was going to my friend’s profile, but Facenook showed up and ruined my day.

I facenooked and now I’m stuck answering 10 questions about my childhood.

I facenooked and my mom saw my profile picture and cried.

Looking at your relatives and friends’ pictures on Facebook until you get a hard-on and feel like you’re going to explode.

I facenooked my cousin’s new profile pic and now I can’t stop thinking about him.

I facenooked my friend’s vacation pictures and now I want to go to Bali.

I facenooked my uncle’s new beard and I’m now questioning my life choices.

Stalking someone so bad on Facebook that you know their dog’s name and their ex’s new lover’s favorite food.

I facenooked my crush so much that I know what he eats for breakfast.

I facenooked my teacher and now I know her whole life story.

I facenooked my friend’s brother and now I’m friends with his cat.

A dumb spelling of Facebook that makes you lose your mind and spend all your time on the internet instead of doing real stuff.

I got Facenook Disease and now I’m stuck on Facebook for 10 hours a day.

My brother has Facenook Disease and he’s now friends with my mom’s old lover.

I facenooked and now I’m officially a crazy person.