facenoob

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A Facebook noob who thinks the internet is just for liking memes and getting distracted by fake love messages.

Posts a photo of himself in pajamas with a pizza stain on his face.

Sends a friend request from a group called 'People Who Clicked 100 Random Quizzes'.

Believes a random ad that says 'Your ex is checking your profile right now!' and starts crying.

A Facebook newbie who thinks the whole point of social media is to get noticed by people who don't care.

Posts a blurry photo of himself at a party where he fell into a keg.

Sends a DM that says 'You have a secret admirer!' and it's just a sponsored ad.

Posts a status that says 'I'm famous now!' after 3 people liked his post.

A Facebook noob who thinks everyone is watching his every move and is ready to laugh at him.

Posts a selfie with his shirt off and a neon sign that says 'I'm single' behind him.

Believes a quiz that says he's 70% 'cool' and starts telling everyone.

Posts a video of himself singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at a gas station.

A Facebook newbie who has no idea what privacy settings are and thinks the internet is just a group chat.

Posts a photo of his face with a giant pimple and says 'This is my new look!'

Sends a friend request to a stranger who just posted a photo of a cat.

Believes a random ad that says 'Someone is in love with you!' and starts texting a random person.