Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smooch that lasts forever and usually involves tongues like two dogs fighting over a bone.

My cousin gave me a facenom so long I thought my face would melt off.

She kissed me like I was the last piece of pizza.

He facenomed me in front of my whole class. I’m still blushing.

2

A kiss so big it could be mistaken for a face slap with a tongue attached.

My mom facenomed me after I spilled coffee on her new dress.

He kissed me like he was trying to swallow my face.

I got a facenom from my crush. My cheeks are still red.

3

A kiss that goes on for so long you start to wonder if your face is going to stick.

My sister facenomed my brother during the movie. The whole theater was watching.

I facenomed my friend in the hallway. The teacher gave us a detention.

He facenomed me at the party. I couldn’t breathe for 10 minutes.

4

A kiss so intense it could make your face turn into a pancake.

My dad facenomed my mom in front of the whole family. It was gross.

I facenomed my crush on the bus. The driver gave me a weird look.

She facenomed me in the cafeteria. Everyone stopped eating.

5

A kiss that feels like your face is being pulled into a blender with a tongue.

He facenomed me in the bathroom. I still smell like toothpaste.

My friend facenomed her boyfriend in the gym. He passed out.

I got a facenom from my crush. My face felt like it was melting.

6

A kiss so bad it could make your face turn into a smushed potato.

My mom facenomed my dad. He looked like he had a bad day at work.

I facenomed my brother. My face felt like it was being squished.

She facenomed me in the kitchen. My face was red for an hour.