Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting your face on your phone so you can't talk and maybe end up screaming into it like a madman.

Why are you facemuted? Did you fall into your phone?

I facemuted my mom and she didn't even notice.

Facemuted my boss during a Zoom call and he thought I was dead.

2

When you press your face to your phone so hard it might explode and you hope no one hears your brain screaming.

I facemuted my ex and my dog laughed at me.

Facemuted my brother during his rant and he still talked over me.

Facemuted my teacher and got a detention.

3

Using your face to mute your phone like you're trying to kill it and you're too lazy to press a button.

Facemuted my friend mid-sentence and now he's mad.

I facemuted my dad and he called me a 'face-mute idiot.'

Facemuted my crush and my phone turned off.

4

When you slap your face on your phone so hard it feels like you're giving it a kiss and a beating at the same time.

Facemuted my teacher and she asked if I was okay.

I facemuted my mom and she said, 'You're being dramatic.'

Facemuted my boss and he yelled at my phone.

5

Putting your face on your phone like it's the last thing you'll ever see and you're too lazy to hit a button.

Facemuted my crush and my phone rang.

I facemuted my dad and he said, 'You're a mess.'

Facemuted my friend and he called me a 'face-mute fool.'