Facemonger

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A smelly, face-slaying annoyance who acts like they own the place. People use it when they want to make someone look like a butt on a hot day.
You're a facemonger and I'm gonna make you eat your words.
Why are you still here? You're a facemonger and I'm not done with you yet.
Don't talk to me, you facemonger. I've had enough of your ugly face.
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A monster from the Aliens movies that has a hard-on instead of a egg dropper. It’s like a horror movie and a middle schooler’s dream had a baby.
That facemonger from Aliens would’ve killed you in your sleep.
If that facemonger came out of my face, I’d be dead.
I wish I had a facemonger to help me beat up my ex.
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