facemining

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When you go full crazy searching for friends on Facebook or other social sites just to boost your friend count like it's your life's purpose.

I added 50 strangers today just so my friend count would look cool.

I'm facemining like it's a religion.

I found a guy who added me just to add me back. It's a war.

It’s when you hunt down people online like they’re hiding from you and you need them to add you so you feel important.

I stalked my old math teacher just to add her. She didn’t even know I existed.

I added my neighbor’s dog. He’s not going to accept.

I’m facemining so hard I’m starting to look like a detective.

When you’re so desperate for friends that you add everyone you see, even if they’re clearly not interested and probably just ignore you.

I added my cousin’s ex just because he had 1,000 friends.

I added my mom’s best friend’s cat. He didn’t like me.

I added 200 people today and none of them added me back.

It’s when you search for friends like it’s a job and you don’t stop until your friend count is higher than your self-esteem.

I added my pet goldfish just so I could say I had 100 friends.

I searched for friends so much my phone died.

I added 50 people just to make my friend count look cool.

When you go online and add random people just to feel like you matter, even if they never reply or even look at your profile.

I added my brother’s crush just to see if he would add me back.

I added my gym instructor. He still doesn’t know who I am.

I added 30 people just so my friend count would look better.