facemat

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A facemat is when some kid thinks your face is a floor and decides to wipe his muddy sneakers on it. It’s the worst. Ever.

My cousin got a facemat from a skater boy who smelled like old gym socks.

I got a facemat during lunch and my soup was all over my shirt.

My little brother got a facemat and now he thinks he’s a superhero.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facemat is when a teenager thinks your face is a doormat and tries to make you look like a mess. It’s usually from a kid who doesn’t know how to use a towel.

My friend got a facemat at the mall and now his face is red.

I got a facemat from a guy who just came out of the pool.

My dog got a facemat and now he won’t stop sneezing.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A facemat is when a kid tries to be cool by wiping his shoes on your face. It’s not cool. It’s just gross.

My sister got a facemat and now she won’t stop laughing.

I got a facemat from my crush and now I’m embarrassed.

My teacher got a facemat and now she’s giving us extra homework.

by Slangipedia 4d ago