facemarketing

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When you spam your friends on Facebook to sell junk like it's your last day on Earth.

'Buy my lousy t-shirts now or I'll haunt you in your sleep.'

'This stupid watch is the best thing since sliced bread... or pizza.'

'If you don't buy my dumb coffee mug, I'll fail you in math.'

Trying to get people to buy your trash by posting it on Facebook like it's a life-or-death situation.

'This is the most important post of your entire life. Buy my shoes.'

'If you don't click the link, your dog will die. No joke.'

'This is not a drill. Buy my stupid hat.'

Putting your face on Facebook to sell things like you're the last person on Earth who can save humanity.

'I'm the only one who can save you from this terrible destiny. Buy my book.'

'If you don't buy my junk, the world will end. Probably.'

'This is your final warning. Buy my socks.'

Using Facebook to beg, scream, and yell at people until they buy your junk.

'Please, please, please buy my dumb phone case. I'm begging you.'

'I will scream your name in the streets if you don't buy my stupid pen.'

'I'll cry if you don't buy my lousy hoodie.'

Putting your face on Facebook to sell stuff like it's a crime not to buy it.

'It's a crime not to buy my dumb shoes. I'm telling the cops.'

'You're a criminal if you don't buy my lousy shirt.'

'This is the most important decision of your life. Buy my dumb pen.'