Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Facemail is when you send messages through Facebook like a desperate middle schooler who can't text properly.

I facemailed my ex 20 times because he ignored me.

My mom facemailes me every day to ask if I'm still alive.

I facemaile my crush to ask if he wants to go to the mall.

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Facemail is the stupid messages you get or send through Facebook like it's the only way to talk.

My facemail is filled with spam from my gym teacher.

I facemaile my friend to remind him I exist.

My facemail is so bad it makes my dog sad.

3

To facemail someone is to finally meet them in real life after messaging them like they’re your only friend.

I facemaile my crush and we turned into a couple.

I facemaile my ex and he still hates me.

I facemaile my friend and we got ice cream.

4

Facemail is when you tag someone in a message to make them feel like they're in trouble.

I tagged my brother in a facemail and he got in trouble.

I tagged my mom in a facemail and she cried.

I tagged my crush in a facemail and he asked me out.

5

A facemail is a private message from Facebook that feels way too important for what it is.

I got a facemail from my crush and I fainted.

I got a facemail from my teacher and I failed.

I got a facemail from my dog and he barked at me.

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Facemail is when you get so many messages from Facebook it feels like your brain is going to explode.

I got 100 facemails from my crush and I died.

I got 50 facemails from my mom and I screamed.

I got 10 facemails from my friend and I cried.