facelunch

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A facelunch is when you slam your face into your food like it just insulted you and your entire family.

I saw my brother facelunch his pizza after he failed his math test.

My mom facelunched her soup when she found out I ate her favorite cookie.

He facelunched his burger because his ex just texted him 'still single?'

When you take your face and plant it straight into your meal like it's the last thing you'll ever see.

She facelunched her salad when her dog ate her homework.

He facelunched his taco because his phone died during the final round of the game.

My dad facelunched his sandwich after he got fired.

A facelunch is when you're so mad or sad you literally bury your face in your food like it's a comfort blanket.

I facelunched my cereal when my crush blocked me on Instagram.

He facelunched his burrito because he lost his bet to his friend.

She facelunched her fries after getting a bad grade on her history quiz.

When you get so annoyed you put your face into your meal like it's the last straw and you're done with life.

He facelunched his pizza when his dog peed on his shoes.

I facelunched my sandwich when my brother stole my last cookie.

She facelunched her soup after her cat knocked over her laptop.

A facelunch is when you're so disappointed you crush your face into your food like it just broke your heart.

He facelunched his burger after his team lost the big game.

I facelunched my taco when my friend said he didn't want to hang out anymore.

She facelunched her soup when her crush asked someone else out.