facelord

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A person so dumb that their face looks like it was carved by a drunk monkey with a cheese grater.

My cousin is a facelord. He once tried to explain the internet to a goldfish.

My teacher called me a facelord after I wrote 'math' as 'mth' on a test.

My neighbor is a facelord. He thinks the moon is made of expired pizza.

Someone who’s so clueless, their face is like a warning label on a expired candy bar.

My friend is a facelord. He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was green.

My dog is a facelord. He barked at the TV like it was his archenemy.

My mom is a facelord. She thinks the sun comes out to say hello.

A human who’s so brain-dead, their face looks like it was hit by a bag of bricks.

My brother is a facelord. He tried to eat a sandwich backward and failed.

My friend’s dad is a facelord. He told me the Earth was flat and that aliens are just bad drivers.

My cat is a facelord. It thinks the vacuum is a monster.

A person who’s so ignorant, their face is like a burnt toast that forgot to be edible.

My teacher is a facelord. She thinks gravity is just a suggestion.

My uncle is a facelord. He tried to fight a robot with a broom.

My friend’s mom is a facelord. She told me the moon was made of cheese and that it’s still melting.

A human who’s so stupid, their face looks like it was drawn by a toddler who just got hit with a crayon.

My neighbor’s kid is a facelord. He thinks the sun is a giant lamp.

My friend is a facelord. He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a banana.

My dog is a facelord. He thinks the mailman is his rival.

A person so brainless, their face is like a pancake that forgot how to cook.

My cousin is a facelord. He thinks the internet is just a big TV.

My teacher is a facelord. She told me the Earth was flat and that the sun was just a giant light bulb.

My friend is a facelord. He tried to speak to a chicken and it ran away.