facelooking

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Looking at Facebook like a greedy pig at a buffet, eating up posts but never throwing anything back.

I facelooked for an hour and didn't post anything. I'm a ghost on the internet.

She facelooked my whole feed and still didn't message me. What's wrong with her?

I facelooked during lunch, and my teacher thought I was praying. I was just checking my ex's profile.

When your face looks like you just saw a hot dog fight and got stuck in the middle.

He did a facelook when he saw his mom's new boyfriend. It was pure chaos.

She facelooked at the pizza delivery guy and cried.

My dog did a facelook when he saw the vacuum cleaner. Poor thing.

Logging onto Facebook like it's a prison break, just to spy on people and feel important.

I facelooked during my lunch break and forgot to eat. Silly me.

He facelooked for two hours and still didn't comment on my post. What's wrong with him?

I facelooked during a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I was meditating.

Staring at some random person's Facebook like they owe you money and you're going to collect it.

I facelooked my old classmate and still don't know why he blocked me.

She facelooked a guy she barely knows and sent him a message. What's wrong with her?

He facelooked my cousin's profile and still didn't ask her out. What's wrong with him?

A Facebook user who's like a vampire, they only live off other people's updates and never give anything back.

She facelooked my whole feed but never commented on my post. What's wrong with her?

He facelooked every day but never posted anything. He's a vampire.

I facelooked my friend's update and he didn't even notice. He's dead inside.

A person who adds 100 friends on Facebook but can't even reply to a message. They're like a ghost with a phone.

She added 100 friends but never responded to my message. What's wrong with her?

He facelooked my post but never replied. He's a ghost.

They added me as a friend but never said anything. They're like a ghost with a phone.