Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The face you make when you're too lazy to think but still want to look like you care.

"Look at her facelook, she's trying to act like she's cool."

"He gave me the worst facelook when I told him I was going to the prom with his ex."

"Her facelook was so bad, I thought she was about to cry."

2

Staring at a stranger's Facebook page like they owe you money.

"I spent an hour facelooking that guy I don't even know."

"She facelooked him for so long, he started to wonder if she was stalking him."

"He facelooked her profile and then immediately unfollowed her."

3

Logging on to Facebook just to watch the show without participating.

"He facelooked the whole day, not even commenting on his own posts."

"She facelooked the party like she was at the front row, but she wasn’t even invited."

"He facelooked the entire game, just to see the highlights later."

4

A Facebook user who lives to see updates but never adds their own.

"He’s the worst facelooker ever, he never posts, but he’s always the first to comment."

"She facelooks all day, but she doesn’t even reply to her own messages."

"He’s a facelooker who thinks he’s the main character of the show."

5

Looking at Facebook stuff like it's your full-time job.

"She facelooked all morning, even though she had work to do."

"He facelooked the whole weekend, and now he's tired."

"He facelooked the whole movie, and I didn't even tell him."

6

A Facebook user with a ton of friends but no life.

"She has 500 friends, but she never replies to anyone."

"He facelooked everyone, but no one facelooked him back."

"He’s got 1,000 friends, but he’s still single."