facelist

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Facelist is like a middle schooler’s version of a junkyard sale, but it’s on Facebook and run by kids who still think TikTok is a real job.

My cousin sold her old phone for five bucks and still cries about it.

I bought a pair of shoes that looked like they were worn by a dog who hates life.

My brother posted his gaming console and it got stolen by a guy who still uses a flip phone.

Facelist is where kids post stuff they no longer want, usually because they’re too lazy to clean their room.

My sister sold her old hoodie for three bucks and now wears a sock as a hat.

I bought a broken phone and now I can’t text my mom without crying.

My neighbor sold his old bike and now he walks to school like a prisoner.

Facelist is like a group chat for kids who want to sell stuff but also want to be cool in the process.

I sold my old headphones for ten bucks and now I’m the king of the school.

My friend posted his old shoes and now he’s walking on his toes like a weirdo.

I bought a phone that doesn’t work and now I look like a fool in class.

Facelist is where kids post stuff they no longer want, usually because they’re too broke to buy new stuff.

I sold my old shirt for two bucks and now I wear a pizza box as a shirt.

My friend sold his old phone for five bucks and now he’s texting with a stick.

I bought a broken watch and now I can’t tell time without crying.

Facelist is like a middle school version of eBay, but everyone’s too dumb to use the app properly.

I sold my old video game for ten bucks and now I’m rich in my own mind.

My friend posted his old shoes and now he’s walking on his feet like they’re on fire.

I bought a broken phone and now I can’t text my crush without crying.

Facelist is like a middle schooler’s version of a garage sale, but it’s online and mostly run by kids who still use Facebook.

I sold my old phone for five bucks and now I look like a fool in class.

My friend posted his old hoodie and now he wears a sock as a hat.

I bought a broken watch and now I can’t tell time without crying.