Facelife

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When you're too lazy to do real stuff but still try to look busy on Facebook by playing games and liking posts like your life depends on it.

I spent 3 hours on FarmVille today. My real life is a mess. #facelife

I got 12 friend requests. I accepted them all. Now I have 12 more people to annoy.

I posted a photo of my cat. It has 7 likes. I am victorious.

The fake version of being alive that you create just so your old classmates can feel bad about their lives.

My high school math teacher commented on my post. I am now a legend.

I added my ex back just to make my current boyfriend jealous. #facelife

I have 1,000 friends but only 2 of them actually talk to me.

When you're not actually doing anything important but you act like you're running a company just because you have 500 friends.

I played 10 games of Candy Crush today. I am now a CEO.

I posted 30 times today. I have a PhD in Facelife.

I added 20 new friends. They are all fake. I don't care.

When you're too busy pretending to be rich on Facebook to realize you're actually broke and your life is a disaster.

I bought a virtual mansion on Facebook. It costs $10. I am rich.

I posted a photo of my pizza. It has 15 likes. I am famous.

I added 50 friends today. None of them know who I am.

The art of posting stuff so much that your friends start ignoring you because they're tired of your nonsense.

I posted a photo of my breakfast. It's 7:00 a. m. I am a beast.

I sent 10 messages to my friend. He hasn't replied. He's dead.

I posted 20 times today. My friends are now my enemies.