Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total lie that someone shoves in your face like they're trying to make you cry

Bro, you said you'd pay for my pizza. I'm eating it right now, and you're still broke.

She told me she'd never cheat on me. Now she's with my best friend and my mom.

He said he'd never fail the test. He got a 32% and cried in the hallway.

2

When you're forced to talk to someone in real life instead of just typing nonsense at them

I had to sit next to my ex at lunch. It was like being tortured with a pen.

My mom dragged me to a family meeting. I had to listen to my uncle rant about the internet.

I had to talk to my crush in person. I said hi and ran away.

3

When you drink something so fast it feels like it went straight up your nose and into your brain

I drank my shot so fast I think I coughed up my soul.

My friend drank his shot and screamed like a baby.

I took the shot and my eyes went wide like I just saw my mom's boyfriend.

4

When you smoke an entire blunt by yourself and your brain turns to smoke

I smoked that whole blunt and I felt like I was going to explode.

I inhaled so much smoke I thought I was going to be a ghost.

I smoked that blunt and my head was like a smoke machine.

5

When you sit on someone's face like you're trying to flatten them

I sat on my friend's face during lunch and he cried like a baby.

My little brother sat on my face and I nearly passed out.

I sat on my crush's face and I got a cookie for my trouble.

6

When you do something completely stupid in the moment, like your brain is on fire

I walked into class wearing pajamas and everyone laughed at me.

I yelled at my teacher for no reason and got detention.

I tried to talk to my crush and I tripped and fell.

7

When something weird happens and people are like, 'That was perverted!' or 'That was wild!'

My friend walked into the classroom wearing only socks and everyone screamed.

I saw my teacher eating a sandwich and it was like a horror movie.

I walked in on my brother and his friend and it was like a movie scene.