facelicker

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A person who loves to stand in your space like a snot-nosed brat, then rub their gross hands all over their face and then go ahead and lick another facelicker's face like it's a free snack.
I saw Greg at the mall and he just walked up to me and started licking my face. I had to wipe my mouth with a tissue that had ketchup on it.
My mom is a facelicker. She wipes her hands on her face and then goes to kiss my dad like he’s her long lost lover.
My teacher called me a facelicker in front of the whole class because I licked her face during a test. I got a D.
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When someone forces their tongue into your face like they're trying to taste your soul, usually because they're either high or they think they're cool.
My friend got facelicked by his brother during a video game battle. He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I facelicked my dad because he wouldn't let me eat pizza for breakfast. He still hasn't forgiven me.
My dog facelicked my face when I dropped a treat on the floor. I was so mad, I threw the treat at him.
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