Faceless mort

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A former pal who turned into a faceless mort because they’re too dumb to pay their share or too lazy to follow through on a promise
I paid the whole bill again and now I’m calling him a faceless mort
He said he’d help me move but showed up with a pizza and left
He promised me a job and now he’s just another faceless mort in the subway
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A person who used to know your name but now just looks like every other faceless mort who doesn’t know how to be a friend
He forgot my name and now I call him a faceless mort
He left me hanging at the bar and now he’s a faceless mort
He showed up at my party and acted like he didn’t know me
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A faceless mort is a friend who became a stranger because they’re too cheap, too lazy, or too dumb to remember their promises
He didn’t pay the bill and now I call him a faceless mort
He promised to help me move but showed up with a six-pack and left
He forgot my birthday and now he’s just another faceless mort
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A faceless mort is someone you used to know but now just looks like the rest of the crowd because they’re too stupid to keep their word
He said he’d help me move but brought a six-pack and ran
He forgot my name and I called him a faceless mort
He didn’t pay the bill and now he’s just another faceless mort at the bar
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A faceless mort is someone who used to be your friend but now just looks like every other faceless mort because they’re too dumb to follow through
He forgot my name and now he’s just another faceless mort
He said he’d help me move but showed up with a six-pack
He didn’t pay the bill and now he’s a faceless mort at the bar
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A faceless mort is a friend who turned into a stranger because they’re too cheap, too lazy, or just too dumb to remember their word
He forgot my name and now I call him a faceless mort
He said he’d help me move but brought a six-pack and ran
He didn’t pay the bill and now he’s just another faceless mort
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