faceless friends

I told them my ex cheated on me, and they said, 'No way!' Then they all posted the picture of me crying on Instagram.

They said they'd help me with my math homework, then stole my lunch money and left me with a C.

I told them my dog died, and they said, 'That’s sad, but at least it wasn’t your mom.'

I told them my mom was going to kick me out, and now the whole school knows.

I confessed my crush on the principal, and now he's giving me extra homework.

I told them my dad's a thief, and now he's mad at me and my faceless friends.

I told them I was going to win the science fair, and they all said, 'Good luck, loser.'

I told them my mom was coming to school, and they all ran away screaming.

I told them I was going to be rich, and now they're all telling my mom about it.

I told them I was going to eat my lunch, and they all stole it.

I told them I was going to bring cake, and they all took it and left me with a sandwich.

I told them I had a million dollars, and now they all want my lunch money.

I told them I was going to pass the test, and they all laughed when I got a D.

I told them I was going to win the talent show, and they all said, 'Yeah, right.'

I told them I was going to be the class president, and now they all think I'm a joke.

I asked them to help me with my project, and they all said, 'Sure!' Then they vanished.

I told them I was going to win the spelling bee, and they all left me alone.

I asked them to help me with my math, and they all said, 'We’re not doing this.'