facelationship

You added your ex on Facebook just so your profile would look full.

Your mom’s best friend’s nephew is your ‘boyfriend’ on Facebook.

You put ‘in a relationship’ on your status because you’re too lazy to delete the ex.

You said you’re in a relationship with your gym instructor even though you’ve never talked to them.

Your ‘girlfriend’ is the person who messaged you 3 times in 2017.

You changed your relationship status to ‘in a relationship’ because you’re too embarrassed to say you’re single.

You told Facebook you’re dating your best friend’s brother just to get more likes.

Your ‘relationship’ with your barista only lasted 2 weeks and 3 lattes.

You made your relationship status ‘in a relationship’ just so your friends would stop asking why you’re single.

You started dating your neighbor just so your profile would have a picture of a house.

You’re in a relationship with your cousin’s pet because you’re too high to think straight.

You’re dating your math teacher because you’re too scared to tell your parents you failed algebra.

You’re dating your mailman because you wanted to look like a cool person with a cool job.

Your ‘boyfriend’ is the guy who gave you a free pizza once.

You told Facebook you’re in a relationship with your dog because you’re too lazy to put ‘single’.

You said you’re dating your uncle’s best friend just so your profile would have a picture of a man in a suit.

You’re in a relationship with your librarian because you’re too shy to ask for a book recommendation.

You told Facebook you’re dating your neighbor’s kid because you wanted to look like a real person.