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When some Facebook freak comments on a post so late it’s like they woke up from a 10-year nap. They don’t care if the conversation is dead, buried, or turned into a shrine. They just want to be heard.
Your ex from 2012 comments, 'Still cute!' on your 2011 profile pic.
Your mom comments, 'Happy 10th bday!' on a post from 2008.
Your college roommate comments, 'I was there!' on a post from 2010, while you’re now married with three kids.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The face you make when you’re so wasted you look like a melting wax statue. Cheeks are swollen, lips are numb, and your eyes look like they’re about to fall out.
'I just drank a whole bottle of vodka.' 'That’s why your face looks like a raccoon.'
You try to smile, but your face looks like it was hit by a truck.
You say, 'I feel like I’ve been dipped in glue.' Your friend says, 'That’s facelag, buddy.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When some loser comments on a post from weeks ago, like they were hiding under a rock the whole time. They act like they just discovered the internet.
You post, 'I’m bored.' Two weeks later, someone comments, 'Me too!'
You post, 'Just got a promotion.' Three days later, your uncle comments, 'That’s cool!'
You post, 'Going to the mall.' A week later, your cousin comments, 'I was there!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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