Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to show off your Facebook status using short, smelly words that make no sense.

I’m chilling like a king, but my dog’s mad at me.

My life is a mess, but I look good in a photo.

I ate three burgers and now I’m crying.

2

A fake poem about your Facebook status that’s as pointless as your ex’s text messages.

I’m sad, but my cat is happy.

I’m broke and I just got fired.

I’m rich and I just got a tattoo.

3

A short, stupid way to brag about your Facebook life like it’s the highlight of your week.

I’m at the mall, but I’m actually sad.

I’m eating pizza and I’m happy.

I’m tired and I just fell off my couch.

4

A silly little phrase about your Facebook mood that sounds like it came from a confused kid.

I’m angry because my dog ate my homework.

I’m bored and I just stared at the ceiling.

I’m excited because I got a new sock.

5

A dumb way to describe your Facebook status that’s more annoying than your uncle’s jokes.

I’m drunk and I just fell off a chair.

I’m happy because I got a cookie.

I’m tired and I just watched a movie.

6

A weird short sentence about your Facebook life that’s more confusing than your math homework.

I’m sad because my dog left me.

I’m happy because I got a pizza.

I’m confused because I just woke up.