Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who yells at their phone about stuff that doesn't matter and makes everyone else cringe.

Just posted my third breakfast photo today. It's a pancake. It's not even good. I'm famous. You're not.

Tagged my dog in a post about my feelings. The dog doesn't care.

Sent a message to my mom saying 'the sky is blue today.' She replied with 'I know.'

2

Someone who thinks their whole life is a status update and cries if no one likes it.

Posted a picture of my sock. No one liked it. I cried.

Sent a message to my ex: 'I'm fine. I'm not fine. I'm confused.'

Posted a status about my feelings. It was 14 sentences long.

3

A human who lives on Facebook and yells at people for not commenting on their nonsense.

Sent a message: 'Why didn't you comment on my post? I'm sad now.'

Posted a picture of my lunch and called it 'art.' No one agreed.

Yelled at my phone for not liking my post about my feelings.

4

A person who thinks their whole life is a story and cries if no one reads it.

Posted a story about my feelings. It was 20 paragraphs long.

Sent a message to my mom: 'I'm sad. I'm not sad. I'm confused.'

Posted a picture of my cat and called it 'my soul.'

5

Someone who lives on Facebook and yells at people for not liking their nonsense.

Sent a message: 'Why didn't you like my post? I'm sad now.'

Posted a picture of my sandwich and called it 'a masterpiece.'

Yelled at my phone for not commenting on my feelings.

6

A human who lives on Facebook and yells at people for not commenting on their nonsense.

Sent a message: 'Why didn't you comment on my post? I'm sad now.'

Posted a picture of my lunch and called it 'art.' No one agreed.

Yelled at my phone for not liking my post about my feelings.