Faceknow

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When you find out some juicy news or dirt about someone because you’re too lazy to actually talk to them and just check their Facebook instead.

I Faceknow’d that my ex got a new job and a new hot guy.

My mom Faceknow’d that my dad’s cheating again. Again.

I Faceknow’d that my crush is my best friend’s ex. Oh man.

When you see something on Facebook and you can’t help but laugh, cry, or scream because it’s so ridiculous or sad.

I Faceknow’d my cousin’s post about his pet goldfish dying. I cried.

I Faceknow’d my uncle’s rant about taxes. I screamed.

I Faceknow’d my friend’s selfie with a chicken. I laughed.

When you find out about something because someone posted it on Facebook, and you feel like you should’ve been there for it.

I Faceknow’d my friend’s concert. I felt like I missed out.

I Faceknow’d my brother’s failed prank. I felt like I should’ve been there.

I Faceknow’d my neighbor’s explosion. I felt like I should’ve been in it.

When you find out some gossip or news just because you’re obsessed with Facebook and you check it every five minutes.

I Faceknow’d my teacher’s secret life. I checked Facebook too much.

I Faceknow’d my crush’s crush. I checked Facebook way too much.

I Faceknow’d my mom’s new boyfriend. I was checking Facebook like a stalker.

When you get all the inside info on someone’s life because you’re the only one who actually looks at Facebook.

I Faceknow’d my friend’s break-up. No one else cared.

I Faceknow’d my cousin’s new job. No one else noticed.

I Faceknow’d my brother’s failed relationship. No one else saw it coming.