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A facekini is a piece of garbage that people wear on their faces like a stupid hat. It covers everything but your eyes, nose, and mouth. It’s for swimmers who think they’re fancy and don’t want to get sunburned.
My cousin wears a facekini and still looks like a fried egg.
I saw a guy wearing a facekini and a fanny pack. He was like a 80s nightmare.
My mom thinks the facekini is the future of fashion. I think it's the future of embarrassment.